Category: Video

MOVE OVER LUNCHABLES!

You know what those are, the little trays of processed meats and cheese, full of fat and sodium that your kids BEG for because “everyone’s eating them.”

Well now there is another, equally dubious food selection. Candwich. It is exactly as it sounds, a sandwich in a can. There are a couple of PB and J variations as well as BBQ Chicken. YUMMMY!

The company also plans Pepperoni Pizza Pocket and French Toast in a can and if that is not enough to put you into orbit, you must be dead. Yes, I am being sarcastic.

Good Enough Mother hates to sound skeptical but really this idea of putting solid food in a can sounds about as effed up as a soup sandwich.

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MOMMY, PLEASE!

Get a life of your own. That’s what Good Enough Mother wanted to scream when I saw this clip. This is from TLC’s Toddlers and Tiara’s show, which frankly, watching any part of makes me uneasy.

Is it the mother’s wide-eyed, mad dash for the stage, with wig head in hand? Is it her pushing her own dream onto her daughter, under the guise of “ Teeghan is pumped”? Is it watching a three old with more make-up and hair spray than a New York City Rockette? Is it her tearful plea at the end of the clip “ I WANNA GO HOME”?

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TEENS ARE DOING WHAT?

Years ago, when Good Enough Mother’s children were the cutest little babies, before they fought constantly and gave her the push back at every turn, they used to go to daycare.

One day I got a call from the center saying some little hellraiser with no home training, bit my kid. HE BIT MY SWEET CASEY! Of course I was terrified and watched to mark to see if it was serious enough to warrant a tetanus shot. It turned out to be fine.

So imagine my surprise when I heard on the news the other day that thanks to all things vampire invading the big and small screens, teens are biting one another to show their affection. WHAT?

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LINDSAY LOHAN – WHY SHE’S A REAL LIFE MEAN GIRL

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars.

That was the sentence a judge handed down to actress Lindsay Lohan yesterday as she was found in violation of her probation for a 2007 drug case. I’m not big on kicking people while they’re down, but in this case, Good Enough Mother says IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME!

When I was anchoring The Early Show, I interviewed Lindsay when she came in to do press for Mean Girls. I thought she was nice enough and when I jokingly asked her if she was a mean girl in real life and she said no, of course not. But there was something about her answer that did not ring true.

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