You know what those are, the little trays of processed meats and cheese, full of fat and sodium that your kids BEG for because “everyone’s eating them.”

Well now there is another, equally dubious food selection. Candwich. It is exactly as it sounds, a sandwich in a can. There are a couple of PB and J variations as well as BBQ Chicken. YUMMMY!

The company also plans Pepperoni Pizza Pocket and French Toast in a can and if that is not enough to put you into orbit, you must be dead.  Yes, I am being sarcastic.

Good Enough Mother hates to sound skeptical but really this idea of putting solid food in a can sounds about as effed up as a soup sandwich.