Mediocre Mom Manual:
40th Birthday Surprises
Hello everyone! I’m back. Not that you noticed I was gone or anything, but in the event you asked yourself, “Hey, where’s that lady that used to write about sniffing panties and female crotch maintenance? I haven’t seen her posts in a while,” you’ll be glad to know that I am still standing and my fingers are still typing out words.
I took some time off to deal with a few things going on in my life, and over the summer spent a five-week sabbatical in Arizona with my three children while living with my parents who just moved into their new home and sharing two vehicles between three adults. If that doesn’t spell R.E.S.T.F.U.L., I don’t know what does. I did a lot of walking and a lot of wine drinking, and well, a lot of crying to be honest.
This year has been one of those years I’m going to look back on and label the-year-that-changed-everything, for a million reasons, many of which I won’t go into detail about now. But one of those reasons is that in a few short days, I will officially turn 40.