Oh my! Have you ever had just the best time? I have and one of those was at Disney Social Media Moms conference last year. And wouldn’t you know it someone got the perfect pic of me enjoying myself while on stage (Ella was in tears when she saw it!).
Well, I wouldn’t be the GEM that I am if I didn’t share it with you, give you a chance to caption it AND reward you with a big first place $50 gift certificate from our wonderful sponsor, Mixed Bag Designs, with the runners-up getting treats from the Good Enough Mother shop.
We’ve had a lot of fun with these contests in months past. If you need inspiration just take a stroll down memory lane with our previous caption contest. Oh and thanks to Cole for always giving his mom more than enough material.
So here are the rules: Just comment on this post with a caption that you think fits the demure, sweet-little-lady demeanor depicted here. We love breaking the mold around these parts, so don’t think it’s a one- shot deal; enter as often as you want, provided you can catch your breath to type between the laughter.
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You think YOU can top ME??
“oh thanks so much! I just love home accessories from the dollar store!”
“Now, which one of you said you have the bail money?”
“Excuse me? I thought you asked me how many *hours* I spent organizing my kitchen utensils!! Hahahaaaa!!!”
Woo heeee….let me get this straight, you mean wine ISN’T a food group??
“They’re mine alright. Made the final payment last week!”
You mean I can have wine too? Sweet!
Ooooh, I thought you said the kids ran off with my husband and left the dinner and wine.
“OH! Did I just say that out loud??”
“No, I’m not offended, not at all…”
“… and so the Good Enough Anesthetist forgot to turn off the nitrous oxide…”
…..and then my child said “I can’t wait until I can move out”
…..and then my child said “I can’t wait until I can move out and be on my own!!!!”
What? CBS changed their morning line up again because their ratings have tanked since they fired me. Ha!
Hey do you guys remember the time I burned that spaghetti?
“I know right, men still don’t get it…it’s such a GEM world!”
“I know right, men still don’t get it….we ladies RUN the world!” (mischievous laugh)
“Say what now, someone asked if I was the perfect woman & mother?”
Bahahaahaha! I had no idea you knew what “sharting”was too.
“Thats hilarious, you think it was ME who cleaned the house?”
“Tee hee, she’s entering the caption contest, does she not realise it’s not open to people OUTSIDE America?”
«outloud:» “You’re right, that is REALLY funny!”
«internally:» “Nod and smile, nod and smile. Back away slowly.”
Rene talking and somebody breaks wind on the front row. Rene stops and says, “Wait, was that you? Or was it me?” KH
“Hah-hahhh! Sorry y’all. I thought it was gonna be one of those silent ones! Pardon the interuption! And it was mic’d!
Whaaaat? And all along I’ve been calling you the Nickelodeon Moms! It’s the DISNEY Social Media Moms. Got it! See, too much travelin’! Hah-hahhhhh!
Okay, okay OKAYYYY! I GOT this! What’s so funny?! Why can’t I stop LAUGHing! Whew!
Now, now! Behave yourselves girls. Not all guys are clueless to our emotional and financial needs. Hahhhaaa. That was hilariousStephanie!
Ah-HAaaaah! So you thought I was Diana Ross’ sisterrrr and was hoping to find Diana here. Okayyyy!
Heyyy! You see that? My skirt just DROPPED ON down! How did THAT happen?! The diet & workout must be WORKing.
Are you serious?! You actually thought you’d find a gift under your seat? Soon dear! When I have my TV show!
WOWwww! I’m honorrred. You actually made a collectable Good Enough Mother baby doll, for ME? Just for me? WOWwwww.
Hey, uhhh, can you not TWEET that comment, please. I was just kidding about wanting to spank some these parents for not takingmore responsibility over their kids, okayyyy? Yeahhhh. How nic eof youuuu. THANK youuu. Ahhhhh. Now, where was I?!
OMG, STOP! I’m going to pee my pants!
“That reminds me of a scene from ‘Ghostbusters’! Hahahahaaaaaa!”