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Quick, lock the door! Because I know you are probably reading this in a bathroom somewhere, stealing a precious few seconds of alone time. Read fast because you know they’ll soon find you.
Then the chorus of “ Honey, can you help me find…. “ or “Mom, he’s hitting me” starts.
I know this because it is my life. I, like so many of you, have two jobs. There is the one for which I get paid, then there’s the one from which my children take a pound of flesh.